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The Arminian lady retorts, “And you must be Will cause you’re so free with compliments.”

(Too bad it misspelled the word “Arminian,” though.)

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The Arminian lady retorts, “And you must be Will cause you’re so free with compliments.”

(Too bad it misspelled the word “Arminian,” though.)
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September 18th, 2006 at 6:14 pm | Permalink
Yeah! And what’s even stranger than that is they didn’t misspell it the typical way (i.e. Armenian, like the people group).
September 18th, 2006 at 6:15 pm | Permalink
Altough, I suppose that’s better than Calvinists spelling Calvinism like this:
Calvanism.
September 19th, 2006 at 1:53 pm | Permalink
hey jessica,
it’s great to hear from you! thanks for stopping by. the resolved conference looks great. i’m going to fwd it to some friends as well. i don’t know yet if i can attend b/c of cost, but i’m actually off from work those days. do you live in long beach?? lately it’s been sorta dry and hard to focus on the Lord. if you can lift up a prayer for me to be undistracted and passionate in my pursuit of Him, that would be much appreciated. thank you for asking. keep in touch!
September 21st, 2006 at 12:36 pm | Permalink
Hi Shirley! Thanks for visiting by!
Glad to hear from you. Thanks for sharing your prayer request … I will continue to pray for you. I’ve also just sent you an email to your gmail account. Hope you’ll get to read it. Talk to you again soon!
October 8th, 2006 at 4:00 pm | Permalink
Hello Jessica,
I enjoyed the cartoon with the Calvinist and Armenian talking about their shirt and hair. You know Armenian and Calvinist do have an different way to think about things.
Isa ~
November 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am | Permalink
It´s interesting this subject, it has a long conflict after the reform, the arminian people (a lot of them don´t know that they´re arminians) said that We aren´t robots to accept the gospel, and is not true once safe, safe forever, these arguments have rason in human terms, but the true of the Holy Scriptures are that We´re sinner for nature, captives of it, and if God Father call us with the Power of His Holy Spirit to convince of sin´s death, We seek the door in Jesus Christ, and in Him we wouldn´t receive the great punishment of God, only by Grace´s God.
I think that arminian and calvinists, we need God´s grace to be and shall be safe.
May 24th, 2008 at 6:33 am | Permalink
If you use facebook, there is “International Hug a Calvinist Day” coming up soon. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=8470093825
I found your website looking for images to add to their photo gallery – rather entertaining. I also love theology.
May 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink
hi…i’ve stopped by your blog..thank you for your writing about Proverb 31. Me and my small group still learning about that chapter. I’m 25 years from Indonesia. Hopefully i can find more your writing that suit with my needs … God Bless